Kat and Kas’ Spooky October Horror Bonanza Night 5 Review: The Watchers

WTF did I just watch? How did they pay for the bus? Where is John? Why don’t the changelings look like people? What does “follow the birds” mean? Why did she name him “Darwin”? Why are the birds both harbingers of ruin and salvation? Are they all murderers? How did the old lady learn the rules? Why do the rules apply only sometimes? Why was the bike important? Why do the fey look different every time? What were the skeletons about? What were the lines on the trees? Why should they trust their memories to guide them? What was the sealed door and why did the seal only apply sometimes? Why were they called “fey”, “changelings”, “watchers”, “dopplegangers”, etc interchangeably? Why did they watch? How was the boat the signal that they got out? Why did Daniel care if he saw John? What was the mark John put on Daniel? What is the sunlight thing? Why are there cockroaches? How were they “Gods once”? And over whom? How was Madeline “The Strange One”? Why is the professor a changeling? Who betrayed him? Why is knowing you’re part human your destruction? WTF was with the wings? Why would she hope Mina was right? Why does the sister have scratches?

Why… What… How…

Kat: 3 (1 point each for cool shots. I’m feeling generous)
Kas: 1.7 At best. WTF was that?

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